Are big balls on men desirable to the ladies?
Is this something we should focus on as much as we do penis size?
I say an emphatic YES to all of the above. Why?
It’s a masculine thing, because when they’re big, you know for a fact that testosterone is ruling the roost in your gonadal environment.
If it wasn’t, estrogen would have the upper hand, and in this scenario you wouldn’t have big balls – you’d have little ones.
Funny thing is, this transition from big to small can take place so fast, it will make your head spin.
How Men Lose Their Big Balls
If you ever blow it and go on an alcohol binge – do a testicular examination the next morning to watch this transition in living color…
Because a booze binge, especially a big one, does several things that ensures this shrinkage will happen extra fast.
For one, it causes your estrogen levels to jump up way beyond the testicular safety zone, and estrogen will shrink your testicles down faster than you can say the word atrophy.
And this problem gets compounded by the fact that a heavy binge will also send your T levels down for a week or more.
Not only that, but when you go to bed the night of the party, you won’t fall into your normal REM sleep cycle because this is another side effect of excess booze consumption.
And when you miss out on REM sleep, you also miss out on your late night anabolic hormone fix, because your body produces your nocturnal hormones while you’re in REM sleep.
But this jump from big to small isn’t just an alcohol thing, because there’re hundreds of other things that can take you out.
What Else Prevents Your Testicles From Becoming Naturally Big?
One of them gets you in your bathroom every morning when you get your daily dose of Phthalates & Parabens from your soap, shampoo, deodorant, etc…
Because these two testicle toxins are strong estrogen mimics. They’ve been described as Castration Chemicals for a very good reason…
Because they lower sperm count, decrease testosterone and can cause blatant infertility if your exposure is high enough.
And lets not forget about the airborne stuff, from the perfume stinking up the elevator to the diesel fumes you suck in on the freeway 5 days a week.
Of course, we can’t end this conversation without talking about food….
Because the fuel you put into your body has a huge impact on your testicular size.
And it’s not just the bad things you put into your body that count, it’s also the good things you’re not putting in.
In other words, a junk diet can do some serious damage, and if you’re eating these foods without consuming others that feed your testicles nutrients, you’re going to get hit twice as hard.
Big Balls On Men – Here’s Why You Want Them…
Now that we’ve covered the how, let’s talk about the why….
Because there are dozens reasons why you want to make sure your testicles remain large.
One of the most motivating is the fact that big balled men have more sex than men with little balls, because bigger means more T, so that’s just the way it goes.
If a guy with large nuts gets involved in an altercation with a small testicle guy he’ll likely come out on top, because testosterone is the great equalizer when it comes to physical confrontation.
The man with the bigger package will be more territorial, more aggressive, and more confident when challenged, and in most cases will shut down the bad behavior from the other guy before it even starts.
Then there’s winning…..
Because the extra hormones that a bigger set will produce guarantee you’ll win more in life, because a testosterone dominant man has a way of coming out on top when it comes to competition.
Big Balls on Men – Conclusion
If I were to rank the two best decisions I ever made in my life, number one would be the day I decided to sign the contract with my wife and lock her down for good.
Number two would be the day I decided to reverse my testicular atrophy so I could take advantage of the sweet things this girl has to offer.
And when my testicles are working in overdrive, we’re both happier because a woman wants to be sexually attractive to her mate, and she wants that mate to take her sexually as well.
Healthy testicles will ensure that both of these things happen, so when you’ve got this going on, everybody wins.
Update – More Ways to Make Your Balls Bigger
There are plenty of things you can start doing today that will help increase the size of your balls. Every one of these methods is directly aimed at increasing your testosterone levels.
Increasing your T levels is the main thing you can do to make your balls bigger. This has been confirmed by a long list of scientific studies over the last 20 years.
One study on sheep found that animals with the largest testicles had T levels more than two times greater than those with the smallest testicles. (source)
Studies on bulls (source), deer (source), and ducks (source) have also come to the same conclusion.
So the science is clearly there to back this up. But what can you do to make this happen?
I mentioned sleep above related to binge drinking, but poor sleep in general is a testosterone killer.
One study compared two groups of men who slept for about 4 hours and 8 hours per night, respectively.
When their T levels were tested first thing in the morning, results showed that the men getting 8 hours of sleep had more than double the amount of testosterone in their bodies than the men who slept just 4 hours. (source)
Earlier in this article I also mentioned a few chemicals to avoid – but that’s just scratching the surface.
You should also try to avoid Teflon-coated cookware. That’s the non-stick coating developed by Dupont that is found on many frying pans.
A study from 2019 found that exposure to chemicals in Teflon resulted in lower sperm counts and caused testicles to shrink. (source)
It also pays to stay hydrated.
When you’re dehydrated, your body is put under stress. This causes the body to produce a hormone called cortisol which blocks testosterone production.
This was confirmed in a 2008 study. Results of this study showed that as subjects became more dehydrated, cortisol levels spiked while T levels plummeted. (source)
More Reasons Why Big Balls Are Better
It should be pretty clear to you now that higher testosterone levels are directly related to having bigger balls.
Higher T levels have a massive range of benefits for a man.
For one, testosterone helps improve your mood and increase your energy levels.
In one study, men with low testosterone were given a survey to judge their overall mood and life satisfaction. After the initial survey, the men were given consistent doses of testosterone for 60 days.
After the 60 days were up, the same survey was given. Overall, the subjects reported lower anger, less irritability, more happiness, a greater sense of well-being, and a significant increase in energy levels compared to the initial survery. (source)
Testosterone is also proven to improve sexual function in adult men.
In a similar study, men with low T were given a survey to determine their sexual function. After just 30 days of testosterone treatment, all the men in the study reported improved sexual function.
Testosterone can also help you increase your strength and lean muscle mass.
In the same study I just mentioned, both muscle strength and overall lean mass were shown to increase significantly after 90 days of testosterone treatment. (source)
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Relationship among testosterone response to GnRH administration, testes size and sperm parameters in Holstein-Friesian bulls
What does testosterone do for red deer males?
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Association between sleep and morning testosterone levels in older men
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Effect of hydration state on resistance exercise-induced endocrine markers of anabolism, catabolism, and metabolism
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