Why would a man want big balls?
It’s a masculine thing, because when they’re big, you know for a fact that testosterone is ruling the roost in your gonadal environment…. Because if it wasn’t, estrogen would have the upper hand, and in this scenario you wouldn’t have big balls – you’d have little ones. Funny thing is, this transition from big to small can take place so fast, it will make your head spin.
If you ever blow it and go on an alcohol binge – do a testicular examination the next morning to watch this transition in living color…
Because a booze binge, especially a big one, does several things that ensures this shrinkage will happen extra fast…
For one, it causes your estrogen levels to jump up way beyond the testicular safety zone, and estrogen will shrink your testicles down faster than you can say the word atrophy.
And this problem gets compounded by the fact that a heavy binge will also send your T levels down for a week or more.
Not only that, but when you go to bed the night of the party, you won’t fall into your normal REM sleep cycle because this is another side effect of excess booze consumption.
And when you miss out on REM sleep, you also miss out on your late night anabolic hormone fix, because your body produces your nocturnal hormones while you’re in REM sleep.
But this jump from big to small isn’t just an alcohol thing, because there’re hundreds of other things that can take you out.
What Else Prevents Your Testicles From Becoming Naturally Big?
One of them gets you in your bathroom every morning when you get your daily dose of Phthalates & Parabens from your soap, shampoo, deodorant, etc…
Because these two testicle toxins are strong estrogen mimics and they’ve been described as Castration Chemicals for a very good reason…
And lets not forget about the airborn stuff, from the perfume stinking up the elevator to the diesel fumes you suck in on the freeway 5 days a week.
Of course, we can’t end this conversation without talking about food….
Because the fuel you put into your body has a huge impact on your testicular size.
And it’s not just the bad things you put into your body that count, it’s also the good things you’re not putting in.
In other words, a junk diet can do some serious damage, and if you’re eating these foods without consuming others that feed your testicles nutrients, you’re going to get hit twice as hard.
Big Balls On Men – Here’s Why You Want Them…
Now that we’ve covered the how, let’s talk about the why….
Because there are dozens reasons why you want to make sure your testicles remain large.
One of the most motivating is the fact that big balled men have more sex than men with little balls, because bigger means more T, so that’s just the way it goes.
If a guy with large nuts gets involved in an altercation with a small testicle guy he’ll likely come out on top, because testosterone is the great equalizer when it comes to physical confrontation.
The man with the bigger package will be more territorial, more aggressive, and more confident when challenged, and in most cases will shut down the bad behavior from the other guy before it even starts.
Then there’s winning…..
Because the extra hormones that a bigger set will produce guarantee you’ll win more in life, because a testosterone dominant man has a way of coming out on top, especially when you throw competition into the mix.
So here’s the way I look at this…
If I were to rank the two best decisions I ever made in my life, number one would be the day I decided to sign the contract with my wife and lock her down for good.
Number two would be the day I decided to reverse my testicular atrophy so I could take advantage of the sweet things this girl has to offer.
And when my testicles are working in overdrive, we’re both happier because a woman wants to be sexually attractive to her mate, and she wants that mate to take her sexually as well.
Healthy testicles will ensure that both of these things happen, so when you’ve got this going on, everybody wins.
Influence of Ethanol on the Steroidogenic Activity of Testicles http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8236538
The Effect of Estradiol on Testicular Testosterone Biosynthesis http://press.endocrine.org/doi/abs/10.1210/endo-106-1-35
Disruption of the Nocturnal Testosterone Rhythm by Sleep Fragmentation in Normal Men http://press.endocrine.org/doi/abs/10.1210/jcem.86.3.7296